Clutch My Crutch Cock!

If I ever lose a leg in some sort of tragic accident, I'll be alright as I resemble a fucking human tripod! Just look at the length and firmness of that protruding penis!

The Pink Pleasure Pole!

"I'm not sure how much longer I can hold it, she's gonna blow," yells T-Rex. Thank God he covered the head just before the eruption!

The Smurf Schlong

They don't call her the girl with the big, blue bulge for nothin'

Bread Boner Duel!

"You think you can defeat me with that little bread boner?" yells Loughlin as she violently attacks Colin's lean, mean rock hard roll.

The Meat Love Muscle

Graham take a little break to massage his meat. He always insists on only the finest level of tenderness before ramming his meat down hungry customer's mouths!

Crazy Cardboard Cock

"Jesus, my arms are sore," screams Ben as he holds up his eight foot cardboard cock. "Stay back, this thing is long, hard and I'm not afraid to use it!"